1. Vijay’s Kuruvi takes off….
Chennai police gathered at the Cinema theaters for crowd control have stated that controlling the fans of Vijay, on the day of release of his new film Kuruvi, was arduous.
One of them said, “We managed the crowd that were going into the cinema theater by lining them up but soon after the movie began, the crowd stormed out of the theaters and we had to call back up team to avoid stampedes.”
Though very few stayed till the end of the movie, the theater owners have expressed that they toiled to empty the theater after the show.
One of the owners, speaking to TMEN, stated that, “About 10% of the seats were filled as the movie neared its end and after its finish I had to send a team to force the remaining men out of the building. People who stayed were either in a deep slumber or were happy inseparable couples. “
Looks like Kuruvi is just doing its exact job!!
Also, it is evident now, that Vijay has given up his dreams of becoming the next super star… He is now battling with NOBODY to settle as the next T.R… His song in Kuruvi “yeh danna darrana” has been reverently ripped from T.R’s “yeh dandankka, yeh danukudakka…”
Simbhu kuda next T.R aaganum nu nenakkali!!
2. Vijay reveals at Dasavatharam launch
Vijay was seen uttering repeatedly to kamal… “na unga kittendhu nariya kathukanum….”(I have to learn a lot from you)….. The obvious meaning threw the hands of his fans in horror….
Vijay doesn’t know to do the “lip kiss”!!!!!
However, questions have bobbed up about the absence of Ajith and presence of Vijay in the Dasavatharam music launch…. What could this possibly mean??... Very well.. with directors like Perarasu filming record-making…err….record-breaking movies and Simbhu creating stories in which he be the only male actor “ensoying” all female leads, it is a pipe dream for these heros do find a decent script… so what do you do?? REMAKE an old film….
There are the possible titles for Vijay’s movies if remade from Kamal hits…
Nayagan – Nayakari (Derivative of Pokkiri)
Micheal Madana Kama Rajan – Kakka Kuruvi Palli Karapampuchi
Aboorva Sagotharargal – Sarama vedikum Bijili (Inspired from Sivakasi)
Aalavandhaan – Olaravandhaan
Raaja Paarvai – Kabothi (inspired from Aathi)
Enna Koduma Sir idhu.....
3. Vijay Mallya’s life - Bob Woolmer calling
Speaking to the reporters, Vijaya Mallya said “I have spent $110 million on the team and now I am seeing Bob Woolmer in my dreams.” The sad man has sacked Charu Sharma, the manager of the Royal Challengers Banglore, stating that he is solely responsible for team’s miserable performance.
Charu Sharma is a popular television guy renowned for compeering Extra Innings. The RC owner believed in his strategies for the game but poor Mallya didn’t quite know that his strategy is only bringing hot women into the television screens along with him in Extra innings so as to make his shows “watchable”.
But wait a minute….his strategies did work for RCs….how?….The RC cheerleaders are, most definitely, the hottest of the those in the IPL…
Talking about cheerleaders, Vijay Mallya is said to have wrangled with them too. They have been accused by him for “unsatisfactory limited dancing” and also announced that their pay will be lowered considerably. When asked to react to this, the enraged cheerleaders told the media that they will dance only for fours and sixes!!!
“Engey sellum indha paadhai….Yaaro yaaro arivaaro..”
4. Lalit Modi wants more from Yuvaraj’s team
The Chairman of the IPL, Mr.Lalit Modi, has expressed his liking towards Yuvaraj Singh and his team’s cricketing performance. Talking about IPL, he stated that Yuvaraj’s Captaincy is stealing the IPL show and his team has all prospects of winning it. He also stated that he himself is a great fan of Yuvi and wants to see him blasting more sixes in the tournament. However all forms of analysis over these statements returns only one meaning …. “I want to be with Priety Zinta during the game and hug her and enjoy for all the sixes!!”
Nalla podringada kadalaiya……
That’s it for today….. Will be back with lots more….
2 comments:
Good one da suraj..found the post quite hilarious..keep up the good work...
Nice man... Pretty good work. Keep it up! Keep posting like this and you might just get into some controversy too...and that would make it more fun ;o)
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